im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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