How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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