do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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