he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Randomize
