i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
