I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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