I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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