is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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