The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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