But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Randomize
