everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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