What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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