Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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