bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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