Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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