at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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