I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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