I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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