I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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