At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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