I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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