Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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