Three words: puerto rican gang bang
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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