Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I will pee on everything he values.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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