and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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