Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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