She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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