just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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