how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
