All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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