3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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