so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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