how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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