ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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