lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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