I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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