yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
