found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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