So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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