I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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