I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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