Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I wear drunk well.
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