I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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