I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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