i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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