im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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