Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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