I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize
