what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
