Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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