So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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