I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
where are you?
Hypothermia
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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